Personal Metaphors

1. If I were an animal I would be a dolphin because I love the water, I'm protective, and I don't like to sleep much.
2. If I were a car I would be an old slugbug because they are very temperamental and small and so am I.
3. If I were an article of clothing I would be a pair really bright skinny jeans because I wear them all the time and I stand out.
4. If were a day of the week I would be Friday because it's the favorite day of the week and I'm the favorite friend.
5. If I were a food I would be anything unexpected because no one knows what to do around me.
6. If I were a color I would be yellow because it is bright and happy.
7. If I were a movie I would be Ghost Ship because it is scary and I really love that movie.
8. If I were a fragrance I would be Coconut Vanilla Passionflower because I wear that all the time and I love that scent.
9. If I were a type of building I would be a cottage because it's very comfy and homey.
10. If I were a plant I would be a daisy because I love them a lot.
11. If I was a musical instrument I would be an electric guitar because I am loud and people come to me when they are angry.
12. If I were a geometric shape I would be a rectangular prism because they are weird and so am I.
13. If I were a piece of furniture I would be a couch because I'm "sat on" a lot. (Used)
14. If I were a song I would be something from Pitch Perfect because I love that movie so much.
15. If I were an appliance I would be a straightener because I straighten my hair all the time.
16. If I were a television character I would be Penny off The Big Bang Theory because she is very sarcastic and funny.
17. If I were a season of the year I would be summer because I love summer.
18. If I were a natural phenomenon I would be a tornado because I tear a lot of things up.
19. If I were a cartoon or comic character I would be either Tom or Jerry because I like to feud with people.
20. If I were a word I would be supercalafragilisticexpealladocious because it's a silly word and so am I.